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Better to die free and fat than lean and hungry

Baconnaise an All-American product that keeps many Real Americans happy!

Creation of BaconnaiseEdit

Baconnaise saves World Hunger!Edit

Lies that Baconnaise causes Heart AttacksEdit

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Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick + Baconnaise = Free Ticket to meet Jesus

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