"Baby Eater"

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Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Baby Eater

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Baby eatering

So which is it ginger? The Baby Jesus or The Baby Satan?

Baby eater (cannibal or forgiven sinner)

  1. a person who consumes infants


How one views the act of baby eating depends on whether one loves The Baby Jesus or worships The Baby Satan.

If one is in the clutches of Satan's Spawn, most likely the child in question will be eaten for sport. However, if one fears the Almighty Father with the love of an obedient Christian, the baby will be eaten as part of a sacrifice for His Holy Kingdom and forgiveness of our filthy, filthy sins, praise be Our Lord.

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"Baby Eater"
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