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males- 2 years
females - forever
males - 4 feet
females - 3 feet
|Average Butt Color:||6. YES 6 IS A COLOR|
|In The Wild:||Enough|
|In Captivity:||Too many|
Breeds Of BaboonsEdit
Zoologists agree on three main breeds of baboon: Hamadryas, Monkey, and Kitten.
Baboon's Place On The FoodchainEdit
What Baboons EatEdit
Mainly leaves, injured puppies (not puppies they injure, only ones that they found that way), cripples, fish tacos, stale graham crackers, erasers, and tuna caseroles.
What Eats BaboonsEdit
Rosie O'Donnell, crocodiles, cranky giraffes, siamese twins, and sharks.
Uses For BaboonsEdit
Source Of Comedy For Other Animals Due To Their ButtsEdit
Provide Medical Spare Parts For Deserving HumansEdit
- Dr. Stephen Colbert has one to protect his heartEpisode #478