Autism is a mental disorder created by the liberal media and Michael J. Fox for the sole purpose of making Dr. Michael Savage, M.D. look bad. Many persons with Autism, show a marked ineptitude for truthiness and a reliance on facts, so much so that they dare to question the motives of truthiness warriors like Dr. Savage, who only want to give them some tough love.
There is presently no cure, but dedicated medical professionals like Dr. Savage, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, and Dr. Denis Leary are hard at work trying to solve the crisis.
Cure Autism Now Edit
Cure Autism Now is an upstanding American association whose stated goal is not only to help relieve the more debilitating symptoms of autism, but to cure it entirely. Of course, liberals say it's unecessary and simple physical therapy and early detection can help fix the more debilitating parts of the disorder, but that's too facty. Autism is the same as every disease, and therefore should be taken at face value. Stephen made the courageous move of waiving his appearance fee at the Comedy Central Cure Autism Now telethon in 2006. He is thus the only man in America who can cure it.
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