Austan Goolsbee
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
President Hussein Obama selected Austan to be the Staff Director, Economic Recovery Advisory Board. He hopes he's not related to Goatsee.

June 15, 2009 NailingEdit


White House White Board CEA Chair Austan Goolsbee Explains the Tax Cut Fight01:57

White House White Board CEA Chair Austan Goolsbee Explains the Tax Cut Fight

In short, he wants your money
  • economic adviser for President Obama, Stephen wonders if he came up with tax or spend
  • was one of Harry Potter's teacher
    • he was a ghost and his death was foreshadowing
  • first Obama White House guy
    • not in the cabinet
  • member of the task force for the auto industry
  • he says not to believe anything the Canadians say
    • Harper is a madman
  • he predicts in a year from now we'll be in a very happy place
    • we'll all be in Disneyland
  • how will socialism solve things?
    • get off the bubble and bust cycle
    • healthcare
    • energy policy
    • financial regulators
  • try to prevent stuff from happening again
  • sick version of the Olympics
  • he will admit that when George Bush left office there was still a GM
  • Stephen goes jetskiing with Rush
  • no one will help them
    • helping them succeed will prove socialism works
  • if it works that means government intervention works
  • Obama has always wanted to run GM
    • it was a dream of his father
  • a person saving a kid from a burning building might not be charged with kidnapping
  • Dr. Colbert hopes everything works out because he loves money

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