Aurora Borealis

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Aurora Borealis
is one of the things they don't want you to know about.



The Heavens are a mysterious wonder to behold. God created everything and most of it is confusing, but no more so than His Homeland, Heaven.

It is in Heaven that God celebrates His Son's Birthday every year with a light show rivaling anything by Great White.

Only Americans can see these lights, which we call the Northern Lights, or Aurora Borealis.

These lights appear every year near America's border with Canada, and it is why Mexicans never cross there; they fear Jesus' mother.

In 2007, scientists speculated how God creates this beautiful display for His Only Begotten Son.

But they are wrong because they failed to mention The Holy Father's involvement in the entire event.

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