Hello, Kitty
Hello, Aung San Suu Kyi
Asian and very good at math.

The prima dona greets her legion of wannabes.


Miss Lee (or whatever) poses with a fan.


Miss Huang (or whatever) works the village runway in the latest fashions

Aung San Suu Kyi is an agitator hiding in a series of caves on the outskirts of Yangoon, the old capital of Myanmar. She used her position as the daughter of a celebrity to aggravate the Chinese hippies who, under her influence, demanded "freedom" and "democracy" and other "rights" that she learned about while vacationing in Amsterdam.

Aung San Suu Kyi then ran away to avoid doing the hard work of country-running to the military.

She has not been seen since, even after Al Gore arranged to award her some blasphemous Hollywood golden idol.

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