Hey, where the hell is
Atlantic Ocean???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Don't be fooled by books! This is what North America really looks like!

The Atlantic Ocean is a large body of water located between the American continents and everything to the right of it. Yes, the right... ok, the east... oh good grief! The Florida and New York side of the country! The Atlantic Ocean is also home to the R.M.S. Titanic. Which sank due to an iceberg it had a little encounter with. Any American ship would've sucked it up and walked ot off, but Titanic sank cuz it was British, making it a pussey compared to all things American.

As President George H.W. Bush put it: "America and Britain are two territories separated by a common body of water."

The Atlantic is also the supposed location of such myths as Atlantis and Ireland.

God's Border FenceEdit

It is the only thing stopping the nation from being invaded by hordes of illegal Europeean immigrants. Some say it also stops untold numbers of African immigrants flooding into America, but Colbericans all know there's no such place as Africa.

The Global Warming Myth Edit

According to the factonistas and liberals, the Atlantic Ocean is set to grow in size because of global warming. They fret that a rise in its sea level will flood coastal America.

But there's some good news, America! First of all, if it's an ocean it can't be susceptible to a rise in sea level. Second, we all know global warming doesn't exist, and even if it did, an expanding Atlantic Ocean would only make it harder or foreigners to pollute our land! Hah! Who's clever now hippies?!

See AlsoEdit

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