U Aint Here
Athens, Georgia
is not a Recognized City of the United States of America!
It is a city of Commies that has infiltrated Our Great Nation.
Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Athens, Georgia

Athens, Georgia is a hole located somewhere in the state of Georgia.

Athens, Georgia
Mayor: Micheal Stipe
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Theme Song: Love Shack
Population: 100,000
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Athens HistoryEdit

Crappy American music. Blues.

Athens TodayEdit

Crappy American music. Rap.

Popular Ethnic Neighborhoods In AthensEdit

Time for a McDriveBy Niggaz!

Athens LandmarksEdit

  • McDonalds
  • Burger King

Famous People From AthensEdit

  • Mr. Cola, inventor of Coke.
  • the B-52's

A Typical Day In AthensEdit

Drive. Park. Drive. Go parachuting. Go target shooting. Fill up with gas. Drive.

Strange Laws in AthensEdit

You have to be 30 to drive a car.

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