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Astronomy is the study of celestial bodies and how they control our lives. It is also known as Gallileoism.
Astronomy is divided into "signs". The Signs were discovered by early Astrono-$cientologists, who used these Signs to describe the different human personalities.
The Major Astronomical Signs are:
And the one "Sign" that rules them all:
Information for Each SignEdit
Astronomical Signs Sign Mascot Ruled By This
Description Aries Danny DeVito the planet Mars
Taurus the bull the planet Venus
Gemini the bipolar the planet Mercury
Cancer the polyp America's Moon
Leo the mirror America's Sun
- hair, glorious hair
Virgo the burqa the newly discovered planet Xena
Libra the justice scales the planet Venus
Scorpio the mosquito no longer a planet Pluto
Sagittarius the centaur the planet Jupiter
Capricorn a crucifiction the planet Saturn
Aquarius Hippie the planet Uranus
- always high
Pisces Fish the planet Neptune
Slippery When Wet the highway cone a Starbucks
- flip flopper
No Parking a tire boot a Full Moon
The Clenis The Clenis The Clenis