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Possible assassin? No.

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Possbile assassin?
Hell YES!


An assassin is who carries out an Assassination while being ridiculously hot. Assassins are usually contacted by people who knows someone who knows someone who might have met someone once whose cousin dated a chick that once dated a man who once cleaned an assassin's gutters.

All assassins are female or penguins and always hot--always. You will never find an ugly female or penguin assassin. Just look at Angelina Jolie. Need I say more? It you are the target of an assassin try to die gracefully so they won't have to change their blood stained clothes. Another option is to grab them tightly and make sweet, sweet love. Okay, that last option probably won't help, but I can think of worse ways to die.


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