Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
Was an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!
She has angered Stephen Colbert and made The Baby Jesus cry.
She is banished to Hell to be Martha Stewart's hand maiden.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is an American "Pop/Rock" singer, whatever that is. She is famous for lip-syncing and being the younger sister of Jessica Simpson.

She comes from a conservative Christian family that supports George W. Bush. She has contradicted those values, however, by becoming pregnant prior to marriage with Pete Wentz's baby. Her new husband is a member of Fall Out Boy, an anti-Jesus rock band. She gave birth to a boy named "Bronx-Mogli" on November 21, 2008, and The Colbert Report wishes him many happy returns getting the crap kicked out of him at recess.


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