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After seven solid months of Nancy Pelosi, the liberals have finally broken the Army's back.

June, 2007 is the second month in a row that the Army has not met its recruitment goals.

The Army has tried everything:

  1. Be all that you can be!
  2. Army Strong
  3. Army of One
  • they encourage Hollywood to make movies about how fun it is to be in the Army

But none of these things are working! is now placing the fate of America's Army in the hands of the heroes. We're asking that you come up with your own Army recruitment campaign.

Create and post slogans, posters or anything else you feel will help the Army sell the war on terror in the section below.

God Bless America!

New Army Ad CampaignsEdit

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