Armagaydon was a Wikiality.com Word of the day on 04/19/2009.
Armagaydon is gay armageddon predicted by Stephen and other Godly Republicans such as the National Organization for Marriage. They predict that Gaydaam Hussein will be the cause. Armagaydon was what happened to Sodom and Gommorrah and is predicted to happen again in the Book of Revelation!
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While the Armageddon is the time when God comes down to America's Planet to kill the wicked, Armagaydon is when God tempts His children to see who will become gay. He will then create a list of those who were too weak to resist this temptation for when He comes back to punish them.
Why He just doesn't do this in one shot is none of our business; He works in mysterious ways.
It is not clear how much time will pass between the Armagaydon and the regular heterosexual Armageddon, all that is known is that the gay one will precede the normal one.
Signs That The Armagaydon Is Upon UsEdit
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Ways To Prevent ItEdit
- Godly Tea Parties
- Watching "The Colbert Report"
- Church attendance
- Reading the Bible
- visiting Wikiality.com