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Arlen "Death's Head" Specter is a United States
Republican dirty Communist Senator from Pennsylvania who was known for getting the hellbound liberals on the judiciary committee in check and, after an unfortunate, balls-ectomy, is now known for siding with them. He once told Russ Feingold that he don't need to be lectured by him, and it's a good bet that he don't need none o' your sass, either.
Yessir, Arlen is one heck of a patriot. Or, at least, he was, until...
On Friday 13, 2009, Benedict Arlen fell victim to Barack Hussein Obama — Washington's Jason Voorhees — and voted in favor of the stimulus package, officially known as the Destroy America Completely Act of 2009. When questioned, Specter stuck the dagger in deeper by saying that the stimulus bill helps fund medical science, and that he supported it as a former cancer patient. For shame, sir! Voting with Democrats causes cancer! Besides, if you can't pray it away, it's not a real disease.