|Profiles in Conservativism|
|George H. W. Bush|
Ari Fleischer is a bald dude and so much more. Once pretending to be Bernie Williams for fear of being noticed, he is a slick son of a bitch. Was Ari Fleischer pretending to be Bernie Williams or...are they in fact the same person!? A shocking story, obviously never researched or reported by the liberal media. But let's think about it what better cover for one of the most recognized men in President Bush's early administration, than that of superstar center fielder for the Jew York Yankees, incognito indeed.
Making Hair GrowEdit
Clearly, President Bush can be seen using a skull tap to listen to Mr. Fleischer's thoughts.