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America has threats everywhere, not just in land but also in sea. We cannot afford being complacent against this liquid danger.
August 23, 2010Edit
~ Stephen Colbert
August 23, 2010
- Oyster Sluts: who’s f#%king our oysters?
- Asian Squid/Japanese Hackers: computer virus is replacing all porn with non-porn Japanese Squids pictures. Computer users demand porn files back.
- Holy Sh#t: The Jordan River is polluted with high levels of coliform bacteria, caused by raw sewage.
- Joowish Regulators: tree-hugging hippies that love environmental regulations more than Jesus.