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- bottle is crafted from freshest and crudest Arabian oil
- Bottle is then flown in its own First Class seat to the Arctic Circle
- The purest glaciers are hand melted by Aqua Colbert experts for polar freshness
- South Sea water of the tropics
- Bangkok massage - with happy ending!
- topped off with single tear from the last white rhino (May contain some black rhino tear)
- chilled in Freon
- packed in styrofoam
- Transported via snowmobile, Jet Ski,and historic coal-fired train
- poured over the head of a male model
- Bottle is then filled with pure Cincinnati tap water
- airlifted to your home
Purity, quality, packing peanuts
all the refreshment you need in today's warmer world. That's the Aqua Colbert guarantee.
Aqua Colbert. Thirst Locally, Drink Globally!