An apple is a type of food.

Facts Edit

  • If you eat one of these a day, doctors will not plague you.
  • The same holds true with Michael Jackson.

If you find a worm in an apple, make sure it has both ends

Women and apples Edit

How many women does it take to fetch an apple? I don't know, but next time we see each other you better have one for me Erin M*.

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