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Kittens are among the most effective anti-depressants known.

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Queen Elizabeth's kitten, Pookie, which she credited with saving her from suicidal impulses in the late 50's.

According to Tom Cruise, the foremost expert in psychology, an antidepressant is a pill, made from kittens and given to Americans to make them mindless zombies. Depression, in fact, cannot be cured by emulating seratonin in the brain, but must be forced out through a series of very expensive procedures that only The Church of $cientology can preform.

Side effectsEdit

Kittens have been known to cause hairballs.

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