Young cat

Kittens are among the most effective anti-depressants known.


Queen Elizabeth's kitten, Pookie, which she credited with saving her from suicidal impulses in the late 50's.

According to Tom Cruise, the foremost expert in psychology, an antidepressant is a pill, made from kittens and given to Americans to make them mindless zombies. Depression, in fact, cannot be cured by emulating seratonin in the brain, but must be forced out through a series of very expensive procedures that only The Church of $cientology can preform.

Side effectsEdit

Kittens have been known to cause hairballs.