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There are only a few things people need to know about her to know why she doesn't deserve their vote:
- she's a chick
- she's running against a Republican.
What She Stands ForEdit
Barth is against Iraq and doesn't believe in the war. She is misinformed. Iraq does exist and has every right to do so. War also exists, so she is wrong as well as misguided.
On National SecurityEdit
Barth wants to sell America's security to the Chinese!
On Health CareEdit
On Jobs And The EconomyEdit
Barth is only concerned about her own job and hates America's economy.
She's a liberal!
On Budget And Tax FairnessEdit
Barth is just like all chicks (except Sarah Palin). She just wants to buy shoes at the mall where she can gossip with her girlfriends and eat bad Chinese food.
Barth has an Arab son! Would you vote for someone with an Saudi son!? Press one for "no", two for "Heavens no!".
The only thing Barth hates more than America's troops is American veterans. She hates them so much!
On 2nd AmendmentsEdit
Leaving Americans paying 80% in taxes, socializing everything, eating only dirt and twigs, oh, and the worst part: taking our guns!