Anne-Marie Slaughter
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Slaughterhouse Fine

June 19, 2007


Chapter One: Stephen Colbert

Page One: 'We're #1' - so what's the rest of the book?

America was founded on a set of values, rather than a common territory or populace

Values: Liberty, Democracy, Justice, Equality, Tolerance, Liberty, Humility and Faith - especially humility

What is being sold as our values? example: Justice = Gitmo, Abu Ghraib

Instead of Gitmo, we should freeze detainees in carbonite like Han Solo

Ms. Slaughter claims we should 'work with other nations'

"you're either with us, or you're agin' us" - Now that the world is agin' us, doesn't that prove that Bush was prophetic

Ms. Slaughter believes the US should admit our mistakes. We will, just as soon as we make one.

What country do we reach out to first? England? Australia?

As a global superpower, we don't apologize or show weakness. We're the Daddy of America's Planet

"You can't believe in progress if you think you're already perfect"

Why actually live up to our ideals if we can just say we're living up to them?


The Idea That Is America's first chapter is Stephen Colbert

the idea is We're Number One

the mob chanted

a country founded on a set of values, not laws

no one is humbler than Americans

we need to get back to the values, not the laws

real values, not the ones we have been sold

she wants to get rid of Gitmo


she is saying America is chunky

thinks she speaks for the Founding Fathers

doesnt think America can do what it wants alone

believes in global warming and poverty

wants America to "amit" making mistakes

believs admitting mistakes has something to do with acceptin responsibility

wants daddy to appear weak

cant believe in progress if you think you're perfect

saying we are America is enough

Anne-Marie Slaughter
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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