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After many years following the world's most shameful occupation (scientist) she was born again like a phoenix rising from the sauerkraut of book-loving. She became a politician for the German Christian Democratic Union party. Despite the fact it has "Democrat" in the name, it's actually Germany's most truthy and (as the name suggests) Christian party.
Then again, since 2006 Angela Merkel openly offends America by being ranked as the most powerful woman on Earth by Forbes Magazine.
In 2005 FACT!© Angela Merkel's blazing sexuality overcame Bush and he gave her an unsolicited back rub. Despite clearly enjoying it, Merkel shrugged The Greatest Masseuse Ever off her to prevent an international incident.