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Andrew Jackson
was the 7th President of the United States of America
Party: Democrat   Term of Office: 1829-1837
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A portrait of Andrew Jackson showing off his regrettable choice in hairstyle.

Andrew Jackson, or "Old Hickory", was the 7th President of the United States of America, the founder of the United States Democratic Party, and the meanest man to live in the nineteenth century. He was nicknamed Old Hickory for not only his toughness and resilience, but also for his thickness and inability to comprehend anything that wasn't liberal slander or pseudo-fascist jargon. He bullied American money-printers into putting his face on the $20 bill, and his malevolent ghost still prevents anybody from changing it. If they weren't so damn convenient, I'd call for a boycott.

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