In 2008, she won five Grammy Awards (even though she sucks!) including Record of the Year & Song of the Year. Additionally, she was a finalist for the Album of the Year Grammy for her album Back To Black, presumably her creative declaration of love for Barack Obama. It's worth noting that these three awards were all won by the Dixie Chicks in 2007.
Coincidence? We think not!
The Stephen Colbert Rehab IncidentEdit
While Our Glorious Stephen was
beating his prescription drug addiction visiting a friend in Rehab, Amy attacked him in a drug-starved and lustful frenzy. Stephen is just so irresistible to the females. Fortunately Stephen was able to fend off her unwanted and violent advances.
What's Hiding In Amy's Beehive?Edit
- A cooler full of drug paraphernalia
- Several bottles of whiskey
- A pickled brain
- A crate of eyeliner
- Ron Paul
- Dennis Kucinich
- John Kerry's Flip flops.
- Her secret stash of cocaine.
- Gordon Brown
Drag Me to HellEdit
On July 23, 2011 Amy Winehouse was dragged to Hell to spend all eternity entertaining Satan.