Amy Winehouse
has bad teeth and a funny accent because she is British.
Beer gut
Amy Winehouse
is a drunk.
Amy Winehouse
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

As Stephen discovered, Amy has strange tastes in foreplay.

Amy Winehouse is a chicken-legged, beehive-haired British du-wop singer/songwriter who hates going to Rehab. She was raised Jewish, but is now a slobbering drunk, which makes her Irish.


In 2008, she won five Grammy Awards (even though she sucks!) including Record of the Year & Song of the Year. Additionally, she was a finalist for the Album of the Year Grammy for her album Back To Black, presumably her creative declaration of love for Barack Obama. It's worth noting that these three awards were all won by the Dixie Chicks in 2007.

Coincidence? We think not!

The Stephen Colbert Rehab IncidentEdit

Amy Winehouse
Was an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!
She has angered Stephen Colbert and made The Baby Jesus cry.
She is banished to Hell to be Martha Stewart's hand maiden.

While Our Glorious Stephen was beating his prescription drug addiction visiting a friend in Rehab, Amy attacked him in a drug-starved and lustful frenzy. Stephen is just so irresistible to the females. Fortunately Stephen was able to fend off her unwanted and violent advances.

What's Hiding In Amy's Beehive?Edit

Drag Me to HellEdit

On July 23, 2011 Amy Winehouse was dragged to Hell to spend all eternity entertaining Satan.

British Artists who are the opposite of AmyEdit

External TubesEdit

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