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Starting off as a reporter for The Wall Street Journal, Amy is a girl on the go! She made a name for herself with her groundbreaking article about Barack Hussein Obama's skinniness and exposed how this secret threat to America's well-being portends a dark and elitist future!
The Skinniness Revealed!Edit
After thousands of hours and brazillions of internets, Amy's research peeled off the layers of obfuscation to reveal the bare core of The Liberal Agenda: Barack Hussein Obama's plan to make America ashamed of being American!
Perhaps the too-fit, not-flabby-enough candidate should begin flirting with obesity and
1. lay off the workouts with the troops,
The Pattern Of HatredEdit
Ms. Chozick's fine work can now be added to America's Hall of Fame for Truthiness in Journalism:
- Rush Limbaugh exposing Michael J. Fox's fake Parkinson's