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Amerisexuality refers to those patriots who love their nation so much they find each and every true American beautiful and sexy.
Not to be confused with homosexuality and bisexuality, real Amerisexuals have
evolved intelligently designed themselves beyond the notion of gender constraints and into the notion of intense patriotism.
Since attractiveness is based primarily upon how American a person is, all Amerisexuals find Stephen Colbert - a Megamerican - extremely arousing. However, all non-Amerisexuals find this as well.
Amerisexual encounters usually result in an Amerigasm for each of the participants.