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Stephen Colbert National hero
Washington who
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"American Patriot"
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Mel Gibson fighting in the Revolutionary War

If evolution were real, then the American Patriot would be pinnacle of human evolution.

Brave, Fearless, Strong, Intelligent, Smart, Clever, Honest, Selfless, Responsible, Battle-hardened and Brave, the American Patriot stands for the correct way: the American Way.

The American Patriots won numerous wars: The Revolutionary War, The War of 1812, The Napoleonic Wars, The Shogunate Wars in Japan, World War I and World War II.

The American Patriots also won numerous conflicts: The Vietnam Conflict, The Iraq Conflict I and will soon win The Iraq Conflict II (est. 2008).

The American Patriots also indirectly won a multitude of wars: The Napoleonic Wars, The French and Indian War, and The Franco-Prussian War.

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