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American food is the fuel that keeps our great nation running and kickin' ass! The first truely American food was created when George Washington refused to shop down his cherry tree so Benjamin Franklin invented a deep fryer to fry the entire tree and then cover it with cheese and bleached flour.

The best restaurant in America is McDonald's.


America is so strong because we have so many important nutrients in our food, which the other stupid countries, like France are too stubborn and fancy to put in.

These nutrients include:

  • Grease
  • Beer
  • Cheese
  • Rat feces
  • Lard

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