Fandom

Wikiality

American'ts

12,424pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Word Icon
American'ts was a Wikiality.com Featured Word on 2/24/07.
Word Icon
FlagStephenJr
StephenFlag2
ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
Baby Jesus
BabySatanBKG
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
American'ts

American'ts are people who live in the United States of America, but aren't true Americans. They are "glass half empty" types. A good example of an American't would be John Kerry, who was quoted as saying, "The President wants you to think that we're safer now than before September 11th, but that isn't true. We are all going to die."

American'ts are emboldening the terrorists, and sending the wrong message to Our Troops.

Liberace
American'ts
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report American'ts to the authorities.

Other examples of Pessimists Edit

American'ts aren't the only ones who are tearing apart America's morale. There are other nay-sayers:

  • Pelican'ts - Pelican'ts are pelicans that believe that U.S. foreign policy is failing
  • Mexican'ts - People who eat tacos, burritos, etc. and insist that we are losing the war in Iraq
  • Toucan'ts - Breakfast cereal spokes-creatures that try to convince our children that they're fat
  • Republican't - An oxymoronic term; there is no such thing as a pessimistic Republican *Note: a republican who says that Obama will destroy us all with his socialist-communist agenda is not a pessimist, they are a realist.
  • Pecan't - A type of nut that believes in global warming

WWTS1sted1
"American'ts"
is a part of Wikiality.com's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki