ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.


America's Darlings is the term for a group of Real Americans who have infiltrated the Crap Factory that is Hollywood. THEY ARE NOT ACTORS! They are Patriots. Sometimes they can be temporarily compromised, as in the case of Lindsay Lohan. But overall they have a Gut of Gold.


For the sake of National Security we cannot name any more members

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