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Alpha Centauri is the closest star to our solar system, and the location of the Baby Jesus' vacation villa. It takes light about four and a half years to get to us from there, but the Baby Jesus only takes seconds.


Alpha Centauri is one of the sponsored destinations of the Debt-Miles rewards program; it is normally available to high-end Gold members and freely available to Plutonium-level members.

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