Allen West

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Allen West
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 22rd" district of the state of Florida

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Congressman West does not hate women
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~ The office of Mr. West.

Allen West is a kind cuddly sort who was elected from Florida after years of teaching sensitivity/feminist studies at a local Jr, college.[1]


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Legend has it that the Baby Jesus spoke to Mr. West in a dream to join the US Army and hunt down Osama Bin Laden. Imagine a black man Republican capturing Osama! After being deployed to Iraq Lt. Col. Allen West started his hunt for Osama and he finally found him, it was a brave battle that ended with a gunshot to the head. Unfortunately all mooslims look alike so Lt. Col. Allen West was told he was not the real Osama. Because of his failure (and his colleagues jealousy) on capturing Bin Laden he was relieved of his command and kicked out of the Army after being psychologically examined by a liberal doctor who claimed Mr. West was not right on the head.

Battle Against Un-lady Like BehaviorEdit

Allen West is a graduate from "Lady of Manners and Practice School of Education: Educating Ladies for a Better Society", now that does not make him a lady, it just means that Mr. West knows what lady-like behavior is so he could one day use it against a Democratic representative, let say from the State of Florida. We all know democratic Floridians women are all whores.

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Allen West
is a proud and perfect
reflection of the Republican Party.

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