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|People Who Are in Cults|
Allah is the founder of the cult known as Islam. He is often mistaken for a "god" instead of a cult leader, just like Buddha or Jim Jones. Allah is Muslim, terrorist gibberish for Satan, which is exactly what this guy is!
Allah is the arabic term for the one true God, but we all know Jesus is the real McCoy. According with Muslim belief, only through submission to his will may one reach paradise. Non-Arabic Muslims use the term because Arabic was the language Allah chose as the medium for revealing the word in its entirety in the Qur'an. Just like God chose English as the medium to communicate with Real Americans.
Allah created Osama Bin Laden, who was created to cancel out the guts and blind ideology of The Baby Jesus so that common sense and logic have more room to fester. Allah is the God of all Muslims, who choose not to use the word GOD because GOD spells DOG in the mirror and Muslims believe dogs are unhealthy animals that should only be served Halal with a bowl of sticky rice and chow mein on the side. Muslims also hate mirrors. They don't use them, so they don't recognize how long their beards have grown until they are suddenly stopped by airport security.(Note: Their beards are not to be confused with those that contain the wisdom and power of of Baby Jesus, for example Abraham Lincoln's Face-scarf of Independence and Americanism. Allah-beards contain hummus, which is where Vegetarian's, the terrorists of Happiness and all things Murica, learned it from.)
Allah sent revelations to Mohammed, the last prophet of Islam. It is he, Arab pretend-Jesus Mo', that popularised the man-dress among the Muslims. From these teachings, the pretend-Bible known as the Koran and the foundation of Islam was formed. It was only after the first baby died choking on a Falafel that the process was complete. It wasn't until the 1970s that bomb-making and suicide attacks were revealed in sacred scriptures found under the divine mattress of Sheikh Abu-Grenada Bin Boom Boom. His translation of the Lost Texts of Explodestrokillemall remains a vital recruiting tool for the Taliban and Hamas, and other boy scout troops from the middle east.