All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
can be found in any all-American hometown!


An all-you-can-eat buffet is a type of restaurant where customers can select/grab what they want to eat directly from a specially-designed display case.

There are no waiters and no need to tip any of the employees because they didn't do a damn thing to help you get your meal.

How All-You-Can-Eat Buffets WorkEdit

  • Step 1: walk in the door
  • Step 2: pay the girl at the counter (men never perform this duty)
  • Step 3: grab your plate and utensils (make the wife get the beverages--this gives you more time to eat)
  • Step 4: go to the line to pile food onto your plate
  • Step 5: find a seat
  • Step 6: eat all that you can (they can legally do nothing to stop you--it's the law)

Do's And Don't At The BuffetEdit

Do's Don'ts
Do eat all you can don't shareEpisode #517
Do sneeze into the sneeze guard Do not lift the sneeze guard
Do enjoy the relaxed seating area Do not eat at the buffet line
Do undo your pants when you are nearing capacity Do not undo anyone else's pants

Items Common To All-You-Can-Eat BuffetsEdit

  • three bean salad
  • macaroni and cheese
  • Warm plates for salad items

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