Alcoholics Anonymous is a great organization. It is a group that helps solve all of man's problems. If you get in any kind of trouble, just claim that you are an alcoholic, and AA will bail you out. For example, Mel Gibson was stopped by cops, even though he was driving responsibly. Probably a problem with his tail light. Mel made some off-color comments about the Jews destroying the world and so on. When the liberal media made this a big story, Gibson realized that it was the alcohol talking and entered AA. After less than a week, Mel was cured and today he loves Jews more than anyone.