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Alan Greenspan invented capitalism, co-invented electricity, and attended Hebrew School with Saint Paul

In the mid 1980's he determined that the problem with America was that the poor made too much money. As Federal Reserve Chair, he believed that the poor should consider giving more of their money back in taxes.

In 2006, he retired from the Federal Reserve, and was replaced by economist Ben S. Bernanke.

Factoids Edit

  • Is Married to an alien who works for NBC, like all aliens do.
  • Had nothing to do with the Housing crisis, thats Ben's....er the Democrats fuck up.
  • Any time he claims "irrational exuberance" all money evaporates into nothingness and worldwide problems.
  • During the 1950s, Greenspan was one of the members of Ayn Rand's inner circle, the Ayn Rand Collective, who read Atlas Shrugged while it was being written. Rand nicknamed Greenspan "the undertaker" because of his penchant for dark clothing and reserved demeanor and interest in daughters.

FansEdit

Daily Show.Samantha Bee Senior Money Honey.20081027

His number 1 fan after falsely accusing Greenspan of mouth rape.

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