Alan Grayson
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 8nd" district of the state of Florida

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Republicans Are "Knuckle-Dragging Neandaerthals"
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~ Alan Grayson
September 30, 2009

Alan Grayson is a Representative of Flordia's 8th district and he is a democratic anomaly! recently found out that Mr. Grayson developed some dangerous Gut Powah and has recently suffered from Testiculus Maximus. All Real Americans are warned to stay away from Mr. Grayson until the CDC can properly quarantine him. Otherwise whatever disease is plaguing him could spread to the Democratic Leadership!!

The Beast AwakensEdit

Alan Grayson on the GOP Health Care Plan "Don't Get Sick! And if You Do Get Sick, Die Quickly!"'02:27

Alan Grayson on the GOP Health Care Plan "Don't Get Sick! And if You Do Get Sick, Die Quickly!"'

Grayson Wants The GOP to Die!! And He Refuses to Apologize for it!

On September 29, 2009, Mr. Grayson accused the GOP of killing Americans for their own profit, which is a libural lie! Worst, he refused to apologize to America and now he is threatening to hunt down every Republican representative that opposes him, feast on their carcasses until he is filled, and to display their severed heads on his mantle like some sort of trophy. The man is sick... he has guts but he is sick!

Grayson Eviscerates Innocent RepublicansEdit

Then Grayson did it again on September 30, 2009 by displaying his case of served limbs and heads of his republican victims on national TV! He then proudly proclaimed that he will continue to hunt down the "Knuckle-Dragging Neandaerthals" of the Republican Party!

Luckily the democrats think the man is insane so we wont have to worry of any sort of popular support for this beast, but time is running out! We must stop Mr. Grayson be... shhh... did you hear that? What is... OH, NO. RUN FOR THE HILL IS GRAY...

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You monster!

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