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All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.


The residents of Alan-Town.
Not pictured: Alan.

Alan-Town is where the Alans are sent who have somehow gained the scorn of Stephen Colbert.

Banned Alans Residing In Alan-TownEdit


  • Woody Alan is the current resident with the largest penis (-5 inches)
  • Jesus hates Alan Town
  • Billy Joel gives cancer to people in Alan Town

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