can be found in any all-American hometown!

An airport is a transportation hub made for airplanes.

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Where Can The Airport Be FoundEdit

People Who Work At The AirportEdit

What Happens At The AirportEdit

Important Areas You Will Find At The AirportEdit



Red Zone/White ZoneEdit

Security CheckpointsEdit

Ticket CounterEdit

Baggage ClaimEdit


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The GatesEdit

Waiting AreasEdit

How To Negotiate The AirportEdit

External TubesEdit

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