Adolph is the point bear of the flying bear pack that drives the "Slay" of the Anti-Claus. He is literally a godless killing machine, being a cyborg bear manufactured by the clever elves of the terrorist organization the Elf'Qaeda. His nose emite a powerful laser which guides SCUD's and Taepodong missiles launched from the "Slay" to their unfortunate target.
Adolph the red-nosed polar bearEdit
Adolph the red-nosed polar bear
has a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
your life would soon be in it's last throes
All of the other polar bears,
used to laugh and call him names
until that godless Adolph
set their wicked asses aflame!
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
the Anti-Claus came to say,
Adolph with your nose so bright
won't you guide my "Slay" tonight?
Then all the bears honored him
And they shouted out evilly,
Adolph the red-nosed polar bear,
Let's go on a killing spree!
(Like Osama bin Laden!)