Adam Gopnik
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

February 12, 2009 NailingEdit


  • Lincoln and Darwin both fought wars, but Darwin's was against God
  • his theory that Darwin assassinated Lincoln
  • he argues Lincoln and Darwin
    • looking back we can see how
  • Stevie Wonder and Stephen share the same birthday
    • using his astrology
  • what they have in common with us
    • what they left us
  • claims Darwin had a spiritual side
    • his wife was an Evangelical
  • Darwin wrote On the Origin of Species to convince his wife
  • wrote his book that spiritual people needn't be threatened
  • Stephen is very tolerant of his wife's beliefs
  • how Lincoln changed the way liberal democracies can defend themselves
    • Stephen blacked out
  • Republicans believes at that time was spreading rights
  • many people helped things change in addition to Darwin and Lincoln
  • dispute what the last words said over Lincoln's body on his death bed
    • now he belongs to the angels or ages

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