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"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinthetinence by remaining absinthetinent from absinthe, since absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of absinthe ingestion, this instant."


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