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Absinthe is what old people used to drink before God gave man Radium Water and Zima for their recreational liquid-drug consumption.

Chemical CompositionEdit

  • Distilled wormwood and herbs
  • added sugar
  • hallucinogenic properties

RecipesEdit

Absinthe can be added to any recipe in place of eggs

Enjoying AbsintheEdit

Absinthe can be drunk like beer, smoked like tobacco or freebased like crack

Colbert Absinthe-tinence PledgeEdit

I, state your name, do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe...

Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin,

I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant. [1]

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