was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
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Ablacknophobia (fear)



  • takes courage not to talk about race
  • not talking about race takes concentration to see a stereographic image
  • Reverend Wright talks about race
  • The KKK also talk about race all the time
    • it hasn't helped
  • Dr. Colbert will talk about race while passing his hand over an open flame
    • There were no black people at my Super Bowl party!
  • talk frankly about rap music while eating dollar store peanut butter
    • can't stand all the shouting
    • confusing: is a shorty a baby or the woman who had the baby?
  • Eric Holder is really talking about having a one-on-one conversation about race
  • Duke says it's fine to be black
  • Duke doesn't read the post
  • Duke didn't lack opportunities while growing up
    • got a sweet spider job
  • Stephen apologized for slavery so Duke would take the tarantula off his head
    • didn't lay eggs in Stephen's hair
  • Stephen owes Holder an apology
    • he's welcome to come on The Report to talk about race as long as Stephen can cover him with spiders

Ablacknophobia was The Wørd on the February 25, 2009 edition of "The Colbert Report".

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