Asif Mandvi, or Mr. Azizz, as he is known in some circles, comes all the way, albeit illegally, to the United States, from Somewhereikstan. He is also known by terrorist agencies as " the "Funny Man from Somwhereikstan". His arrival to The Daily Show is Jon Stewart's effort for Globalization, in dastardly hopes to overthrow The Colbert Nation of Truthiness.
Recently released sex tape of Aasif in a wild orgy with Fraggles exposed him as a plushophile. Mandvi has yet to comment on this issue.
Super Powers: NinjaEdit
Asif has claimed that since he is from some part of Asia he is Asian therefore that makes him a ninja, which is a lie! Clearly he doesnt look Asian and I doubt he can pass a math test if his life depended on it. But he did show some awesome ninja powers recently, so maybe he is half-asian... or half-mexican-half-asian-half-indian...
The Last AirbenderEdit
Because of his Ninja Powers, Assif Mandvi has been recruited to lead the Fire Nation to victory.