March 6, 2007Edit
Stephen did not win the $370,000,000 Mega Millions Lottery. The winning numbers were 16 22 29 39 42 and 20. Who picks 29? It's a stupid number.
Stephen is man enough to apologize for his mistakes, so he spoke with the crypt keeper Sumner Redstone via telephone and did his bidding, including the hokey-pokey.
April 16, 2007Edit
In order to correct this error, Stephen asked that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints retroactively appoint Boyd K. Packer as their Mope, effective April 12, 2007.