A Rare Apology

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A Rare Apology
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

January 31, 2008 ApologyEdit


  • to the state of Florida
    • implied the state should be swallowed by the ocean

July 30 2008 ApologyEdit


  • to Canton, Georgia
    • for calling them crappy

August 5, 2008 ApologyEdit


  • Stephen apologizes to the citizens of Canton, Kansas (Thanks CNN)
    • Canton, Kansas is a beautiful place
    • Mistakenly called them a shithole
  • America's real assburgh Canton, South Dakota
    • North Dakota's Dirty Ashtray

August 12, 2008 ApologyEdit


  • not all dogs run away from Canton, South Dakota, some stay and develop a drinking problem
    • no matter how bad things get, at least you're not an incorporated outhouse like Canton, Texas, which is a dung-filled longhorn

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