ABBA were a Swedish pop group who enjoyed massive success during the 1970s. Though they have long since faded onto the "oldies" radio stations, they still enjoy notable popularity today with many women and all of the gays.
The band consisted of four members:
- The two hairy guys, each of whom just about played a musical instrument.
- The hot blond chick
- The not-so-hot brunette chick, who could sing better
- I <3 smelling cabbages
Many bands and musicians claim to have been influenced by ABBA's music. But in reality they're confused. They weren't influenced by Un-American pop: they were influenced by the wholesome America pop artists who influenced ABBA, like The Carpenters, Barry Manilow, Stephen and the Colberts, and George And The Founding Fathers Of Funk. They just don't know it.