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A.B. "Buzzy" Krongard used to be an executive director for the CIA. Nowadays he just flits from job to job, going wherever the work is. He doesn't keep in touch with his family that much.

Buzzy's brother has a great job, but Buzzy's job kicks ass!

Buzzy works for one of the Greatest Corporations Ever! well, not work exactly, but he is on the board and totally gets to visit their North Carolina compound anytime he wants!

Now, that is cool!

Growing up, the Brothers Krongard's favorite game was hide-and-seek. Currently, Buzzy is up by one.

Krongard and his German Bank were implicated in the put options made on airlines that were targeted on 9-11-01. Financial experts have said these put options show a pre-knowledge of events that day. Bush's FBI investigated the matter and said there is nothing to it, just a big coinky-dink. Nothing to see here, move along.

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